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It's the “secret weapon” Wedding MC's use to entertain the wedding guests with... “How
Even A Nervous,
First-Time
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Guys, I rarely ever write letters or emails to express my satisfaction with something, nor do I write them when I am displeased (to be fair) either. But I have to tell you guys, I purchased the Wedding MC Joke Book and downloaded it sometime last week. I was the MC at an upscale wedding with 250 guests at the Ritz-Carlton, Grand Cayman this past weekend. Now I must say that I am not new to public speaking, but I had never been a Wedding MC before. I had no material and was virtually grasping at anything I could find until I came across your book. In reading some of the jokes, I found them to be amusing, but was unsure how the crowd would react. Let me tell you, THEY LOVED THEM. The groom was almost in tears - and not from the pounding he was taking from me. I was able to use your joke delivery coaching, as well. The Cayman Islands are used to very formal weddings with mild jokes and absolutely nothing off-color because folks are easily offended here. The jokes I chose from your book were perfect for the audience at hand. Thanks again for making this available. I will keep it very handy, as I was approached by numerous folks after the wedding asking if I MC’d professionally and if I would do the same for their friends and family. Hmmm, maybe if the price is right. Sincerely, Brad Watts Vice President of Operations, Bodden Holdings Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands |
It's an amazing story, isn't it?
It goes to show what's possible when you have great material to work with.
And it gives you a small taste of what it’s like to....
Be
A Smashing Hit
Even If You're
A First-Time Wedding MC
And let me say
this:
There is nothing more thrilling - or SWEETER to your ears - than
hearing a room full of wedding guests laugh at your jokes...as Brad
Watts experienced.
And here’s the best part...
You don’t have to be a stand up comedian to make the wedding guests laugh.
All you need is a great collection of tried, tested, and funny wedding jokes - and practical tips on how to tell them effectively - and you'll have the audience in the palm of your hand.
My name is Lee Bells.
My partner, Mark Schweighardt, and I have been...
Professional Improv
Comedians
For More Than 20 Years...
...with over one
thousand shows under our belts.
But we’re not only professional comedians in our spare time.
We’ve also been Wedding MC’s at more than a dozen weddings.
As you might have guessed, we know a thing or two about how to entertain wedding guests.
In fact, we can show you how to make sure the wedding guests enjoy a GREAT time at the wedding reception.
And we can show you
how to have them laughing at your jokes...even
if this is your first time as a Wedding MC.
Why On Earth Would You
Trust
Two Stand Up Comedians To
Reveal Their Best and Funniest
Wedding Jokes?
For the exact same reason over 4,000 other Wedding MC's have trusted us - because we “deliver the goods.”
Our wedding jokes have been used by Wedding MC's to make wedding guests laugh at wedding receptions all over the world.
That's why we created the Wedding MC Jokebook - so you can entertain the wedding guests and be the center of attention...without stealing the limelight from the bride and groom on their special day.
We know what works. And we know what doesn't work.
And you can immediately benefit from our experience as Wedding MC's - as well as 20+ years as comedians - to make the wedding guests laugh.
But what's really amazing is that ANY Wedding MC - inexperienced or experienced - can use these amusing wedding jokes to be funny even if you think you can't tell a joke to save your life.
In
fact, no matter what your level of experience is as a Wedding MC, it's
stunningly easy when you have the right jokes to work with...and tips
on how to make them effective.
Outrageously Funny And
Amusing
Wedding Jokes That Give Any Wedding MC
Exactly What He or She Wants!
Uproarious laughter.
Respect.
Recognition.
Compliments.
The exhilerating
THRILL
of hearing a room full of strangers laugh at your jokes...even if
you've never told a funny wedding joke in your life.
Who said you couldn't have FUN as the Wedding MC and entertain the
wedding guests without stealing the show from the newlyweds?
I'm confident you're going to have a LOT of fun delivering these wedding jokes at the wedding reception.
Because you’re going to get a LOT of laughs.
And the wedding guests are going to have a great time, too.
In fact, there’s a good chance you’ll be complimented on how well you performed your Wedding MC duties just like Ann de Meyer of South Africa was when she wrote to tell us: “I used a good deal of humor from the book...I got huge compliments...the book was a lifesaver.”
I’m certain that with the Wedding MC Jokebook by your side - and with all the professional joke telling tips we give you - you'll be able to deliver wedding jokes at the reception with total confidence.
Let me show you everything you'll find inside the Wedding MC Jokebook that made Brad Watts so successful as a first time Wedding MC...81
Clean, Tasteful, and Funny
Wedding Jokes And One-Liners
For Any Wedding Reception
The Wedding MC Jokebook is jam packed with clean, tasteful, funny Wedding MC Jokes, one-liners, and quotations you can use throughout the wedding reception...to kick it into high gear and have the wedding guests laughing their heads off.
Let me give you a quick recap of what you'll find in The Wedding MC Jokebook...
81 clean, tasteful,
funny wedding
jokes and one-liners suitable for any wedding reception
These are our hand-picked, tried-and-tested wedding jokes that get the
laughs without embarrassing anyone - including yourself.
Our clever "Comedy
Secret"
that virtually never fails to make the jokes sure-fire winners at any
wedding
Years ago we stumbled upon an amazing secret to turning an ordinary
joke into a gangbuster that got more laughs. It's easy to implement and
the results can be astonishing.
Specific instructions
for
successfully modifying and delivering many of the jokes in the jokebook
Detailed instructions
for
introducing the members of the bridal party as well as those making
wedding speeches and toasts
Our recommended
guidelines - based on
our years of experience as professional comedians - for using
appropriate comedy including what NOT to do
5
Key Wedding Categories
To Choose From...
The Wedding MC Jokebook covers five of the most important categories so you have a wide selection of wedding jokes throughout the wedding reception including....
Bride and Groom Jokes
Parents and
Grandparents Jokes
Wedding Officials Jokes
General Wedding Jokes
Couples Jokes
PLUS, you'll also get a selection of funny one-liners for humorous comments throughout the reception!
Use Our Secret Comedy
Tips
To Get Big Laughs and
Avoid Embarrassment
We
cracked the code when it comes to helping first-time Wedding MC's
entertain the wedding guests with funny wedding jokes.
In fact, our secret comedy tips
are worth their weight in gold...and help you steer clear of making
embarrassing mistakes.
You see, to get the laughs you're looking for, you need to know HOW to
tell the joke...WHERE to put it in the wedding agenda...and how to make
it FUNNIER.
That's why we've gone to great lengths to make things easy and explain
everything we could think of in detail.
Best part:
If you're really pressed for time you could join the ranks of fearless
Wedding MC's who even...
Prepare the Night Before
Or Use the Wedding MC Jokebook
Right From the Podium...
...especially if you're called into action at the last minute.That's how easy it is to use the Wedding MC Jokebook...although we really do advise spending a little more time preparing before the wedding reception.
And that's not all.
We've been careful to include wedding jokes that are clean and tasteful ...and are suitable for any wedding reception...so you don't run the risk of offending anyone.
Now you don't have to pull your hair out trying to come up with appropriate material.
You'll not only know WHEN to use a particular joke during the reception...we'll even WARN you if something is a little "edgy" or where you could stumble and say something embarrassing.
After all, there's nothing more awkward than saying something that causes a "red faced" moment or humiliates the bride and groom.
Experience The Thrill As
A Room Full of Wedding Guests
Roars With Laughter At 20 Of Our
NEWEST
Wedding MC Jokes
Here's
something which I think you'll also find very exciting...
We dug deep into our “bag of tricks” to make the
2009 wedding season even better for Wedding MC's.
As a result we UPDATED
the Wedding MC Jokebook.
It's
been completely reorganized so you can find great jokes faster.
And it's got MORE funny jokes than ever before.
In fact, we've included 20 additional hard-to-forget, tasteful, and funny wedding jokes!
Now
you've got even MORE funny wedding mc jokes to choose from...and amuse
the wedding guests with.
Download
The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)
“The
book gave an idea of what jokes worked well...people laughed.”
James
Bentum
Hurry And Secure
Your Copy Of The
“Beefed Up” Wedding MC Jokebook
Before The Price Increases
We're
paid thousands of dollars for our comedy gigs.
And if you were to hire us to write custom wedding jokes it would run
you into hundreds of dollars.
So here's an opportunity to take advantage of our good nature - if you
act quickly.
You
see, we've added
nearly 25% MORE content
to the latest edition of the Wedding MC Jokebook with NEW jokes that
you can use immediately.
In fact, with all the material you get - and considering how much time
it will save you - it's a steal at...
Download
The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)
“The
book gave an idea of what jokes worked well...people laughed.”
James
Bentum
Of course, I'm sure you understand we won't be able to keep this amazing pricing at that level forever.
Our
costs - like yours - are going up, too.
So I urge you to take action
right now and secure your copy of the Wedding MC Jokebook
before we close this window of opportunity and raise the price.
Otherwise you'll be kicking yourself later because you didn't get in at
the lower price and save a few dollars.
Knock
The Socks Off The Wedding Guests
At Your Next Wedding Reception “Gig”
With Your Funny Wedding Jokes
...
It
doesn’t matter whether this is your first Wedding MC
“gig” ...or your thirtieth.
There are great jokes for virtually every Wedding MC in the Wedding MC
Jokebook.
I think you’re going to be delighted with The Wedding MC Jokebook.
In fact, my partner and I are so confident the jokes, one-liners, and quotes in the Wedding MC Jokebook will get the laughs you want - and provide great entertainment to the wedding guests - that we take all the pressure off your shoulders with our...
60-Day Ironclad 100% Money-Back Guarantee...
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TRY the Wedding MC Jokebook with NO RISK . . . Browse through our wide selection of funny and tasteful Wedding MC Jokes, one-liners, and funny quotations. Try
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And there’s more....
4
FREE Bonuses To Help You
Prepare For Your Wedding MC Duties
We know that being a successful Wedding MC is more than telling funny wedding jokes.
That's why we
wanted to make sure you were well prepared for all of your Wedding MC
Duties.
After all, it's a huge responsibility...and you want to make sure
everything goes according to plan.
That’s why, when you download the Wedding MC Jokebook today, you’ll also get the following 5 valuable bonuses...
Exclusive Bonus #1 - Wedding
MC Checklist
This concise checklist - which Mark and I use for our wedding receptions - contains what we've found to be the most important details every Wedding MC needs to review to not only perform the Wedding MC duties but also to ensure smooth, humorous transitions for jokes, introductions, and announcements.
Exclusive Bonus #2 - Wedding
Reception Agenda Planning Guide
There's no
substitute for being properly prepared for the wedding reception if you
want it to be a memorable event for the wedding guests and the
newlyweds.
Our wedding reception agenda form covers the important events
throughout the wedding reception.
With this short guide you can review critical parts of the wedding
agenda - that some first-time Wedding MC's miss entirely - with the
wedding planners.
Plus, you can also use it to note down where you’ll use your
wedding jokes and one-liners.
Exclusive Bonus #3 - 14
Funniest Quotes
We pored over
hundreds of quotations to select the BEST 14 quotes to use throughout
the wedding reception.
They're conveniently categorized for easy reference and we even explain
where to use them throughout the wedding reception!
Exclusive Bonus #4 - Recorded
Radio Interview
Listen in as we
share a couple of our favorite Wedding MC Jokes and important tips with
listeners in a live radio interview which we recorded.
UNLEASH The
“Hidden
Entertainer” In You
To Give The Bride and Groom
- And Wedding Guests -
An AMAZING Time They'll Never Forget
When you're standing in front of 100...200...300...or more wedding guests you want to feel confident that you're prepared for all of your Wedding MC Duties.
The Wedding MC Jokebook is your assurance that you can “deliver the goods” with funny and tasteful wedding jokes...and give the wedding guests one of the most entertaining experiences they’ve ever had.
Download your copy of the Wedding MC Jokebook and join over 4,000 other Wedding MC's who have used our wedding jokes to create a fun atmosphere at wedding receptions all over the world.
I’m sure you’ll be very happy you did.
With best wishes in your Wedding MC Duties,
Lee Bells
P.S.
Do you know what it's like to hear the wedding guests roar with
laughter at your wedding jokes? I do, and let me tell you it's an exhilarating
thrill.
Download the Wedding MC Jokebook today and let me show you how to
entertain the wedding guests with101 clean, tasteful, FUNNY Wedding MC
Jokes.
Our money-back guarantee puts ALL of the risk on us...and makes it safe
and easy for you to give it a try.
PPS.
Download your copy today which includes 20
NEW Wedding MC Jokes for even MORE
laughs.
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YES, Lee!
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The Wedding MC
Jokebook
Written by Two Funny Looking
Professional Comedians
From Canada
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From the country that brought you Hockey, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, and Celine Dion...come Mark Schweighardt and Lee Bells, professional Canadian improv comedians who have been making people laugh for over 20 years. They've
written three books, done radio plays, comedy for radio and TV, and
advertising, entertained at corporate functions, and MC'd at wedding
receptions. Says Lee: “Mark and I explain how to tell the wedding jokes, where to place them in the program, and how to maximize the effectiveness of the humor - without taking away from the Bride and Groom's big day.” |
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